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Bozeman, MT -- April 1, 2019 -- In space, everyone will be able to hear you scream with Pulsara’s newest venture: Spaceara – Pulsara for Space! Don’t worry, Pulsara - now dubbed "Pulsara Earth" - will still be available as we continue to work towards universe domination through united teams.
“The decision to work with NASA’s Moon to Mars program was an easy one,” said Pulsara President, Dale Pearson. “I’ve always had my feet on the ground and my head in the clouds. I hoped I’d be involved with a product that would make it to space. Now, I am.”
Pulsara took a page on what not to do from Armageddon. Instead of trying to train our team to become astronauts, we trained the astronauts to use Pulsara, which was extremely easy since they’re all brilliant…and Pulsara is so simple to use. “But, cell phones? In space? Won’t they float away?” Don’t worry, we clearly thought about that! Working closely with NASA, we’ve created a special arms comm band that’s fitted directly into the astronauts’ suits. Similar to the app, they simply tap which module they need to use and, with the aid of a hidden stylus pen, communicate away.